Stunner and a half chola with a heart made entirely of Cherry Pop Tarts — who is as tasty in person as she looks (she came to my NYE party) — Agent Lover put together “Agent Lover Loves You: Valentine’s Day HUMP MIX of sexy songs to induce your HORN, taken straight from some of…
Month: February 2009
[Video] Hello Kitty latex fantasy
Another confection for your day, my Valentine. Before I run off and find my own Valentine’s trouble, I wanted to gift you with this: it’s the Hello Kitty cosmetics collection ad. And it’s packed with the most hyper-surreal latex-erotic fantasy imagery, you won’t believe it’s Hello Kitty. It’s absolute fucking godhead. More hot visuals from…
Yummy new clip from Girls Out West
Image of Georgie. I love the Australian woman-run porn site Girls Out West; I’ve had some wonderful ongoing email conversations with the woman who runs the operation since the beginning of the new year about what new directions her and the girls are taking the site, and there’s a lot of fun stuff planned. Right…
Great article: Why going green with sex toys and pr0n is sexy and *easy*
Image by malecution. I’ve read a lot of articles about going “green” and sustainable with sex toys — and I wrote one about ecosexuals myself, plus all the press around the major vibrator recycling program they have at the wonderful LoveHoney UK. But this article at Alternet is a quite complete and up to date…
…I know where you’ve been naughty
Image from this gallery (with videos). Is it bad for me to divulge that looking over a few recent Public Disgrace shoots, I’ve recognized the San Francisco locations? Like the skate shop (above) for instance — I think it’s so cool that in one of the images from that gallery outside the car window I…
Happy Valentine’s Day from JimmyJane
Image taken with my Nokia N95-4. ZOMFG — for Valentine’s Day JimmyJane sent me a present. And here I was dreaming that diamonds are a girls best friend? No, this girl’s best friend is the vibrator I wanted so bad it filled me with longing: the butterflies and skulls engraved Little Chroma Vanitas. I can’t…
A sexy Valentine’s takedown meal for under $20
Image by hannes.trapp. Takedown, as in erotic conquering, not like a sexy DMCA notice. Is there such a thing? Hmmm… That sounds like blogger-lawyer role play in the making. Anyway — my latest sexy recipe for under $20 just went live over at BrokeAss Gourmet — Sexy Brokeass Valentine Seduction: Sausages With Pear Sauce. And…
Last-minute Valentine’s Day gifties
Image “be my Valentine” by urbanphotographer2007. So, in case you’re not joining the resistance… Of course, nothing says “be my geeky Valentine” like something from the xkcd store, though I know it’s too late to order… Or, maybe it’s *not* too late for an online gift: Agent Provocateur has e-vouchers (!!!!drool!!!!) that get sent with…
The society for the advancement of despair: Valentine’s Resistance
My dear friends at Marrow (blogged previously on Laughing Squid) have begun, and are encouraging all to enlist in their campaign of “Valentine’s Resistance” featuring several videos — like the sentimental one above — to serve as SAD Valentine e-cards. They wanted to share. You can follow the main Marrow troublemaker on Twitter. Ouch. They…
xkcd examines the baseball diamond model of heteronormative sex
At SFSI during training of sex crisis counselors, the “first base”, “second base” model for sexuality is referred to as the “baseball diamond model”. It stands for both the euphemisms xkcd explains above for “scoring” with a sex partner (the stages of penis-vagina intercourse goal achievement) — and also for the limited sex acts typically…