Image by Randem. …or for a spooky sexy Sunday. I’ll be offline for a while tomorrow, so try to behave yourselves. After my last column about putting the sex back into vamps, a number of people emailed me with sexy vampire movie and book suggestions — some are new and strange, some are classics, here…
Month: October 2009
Pre-Halloween shenanigans
Ow, my head. Still. I think tonight I’ll stay in and watch movies… Last night was a blast! * Here’s Scott Beale / Laughing Squid’s post and superb photos from the shenanigans: Pre-Halloween at the Blogger Bungalow III (laughingsquid.com). * Here is my photoset on Flickr (flickr.com). * There’s a very short video of me…
Filthy Gorgeous Things: Secrets
Image by Frédéric Fontenoy for the article /Behind Closed Doors: Kink and the Belle Époque. October is nearly over, but I finally got to looking through this month’s issue of Filthy Gorgeous Things — the month’s theme is “secrets.” Next month’s theme is “euphoria” and I’m really looking forward to it. I think FGT is…
What a great way to go
The matte black Death By Orgasm vibe is utterly adorable, silky-smooth, super-quiet and perfect for stimulation outside the body and especially with a partner (read: awesome clitoral vibe). The only catch is that it’s from LoveHoney UK. which isn’t really a catch unless you live here in the US and really wish you could get…
Happy Halloween, Clarice
As longtime readers know, I’ve featured the erotic food spoof site Muki’s Kitchen since Thanksgiving 2006; since then, I’ve become online friends with the husband and wife team that run the site and they send me exclusives on turkey day for you to (uh) feast your eyes on. For those unfamiliar with Muki’s Kitchen, the…
Keep vampires sexed up – or, the curious case of “the Mormon Anne Rice”
Image of Dark Angels: A Collection of Lesbian Vampire Erotica (also: UK). Like superheroes are such significant icons for people who feel like they have to live with a secret (and so identify strongly with the double lives superheroes are forced to lead), vampires are strong cultural icons and their stories metaphoric for erotic outsiderism.…
On Vice: Copy machine pr0n
(l-r): LIFEwithBIRD top, American Apparel skirt, Undercolors of Benetton bra, Steve Madden shoes, Oliver Peoples glasses, Delphine-Charlotte Parmentier earrings; Band of Outsiders sweater and shorts, Keep shoes, Casio watch. Sex with machines — copy machines, that is — appeals to the office geek in all of us. Vice Mag has this nice 14-page gallery of…
And just what are the US community standards for obscenity?
Image by Curtis Joe Walker for Deviant Nation. So many questions, and I have much concern about how they might be answered…. Yet this is not a total surprise to me, and I was wondering when this was going to come down. It used to be that the definition of obscenity (in regard to pornography)…
The Vampire Fleshlight (Vagina Dentata Fleshlighta)
Because what the world really needed was a vampiric male masturbation sleeve — with teeth (in time for a pre-Halloween blog blast, natch). Not that I’m judging the sex-with-a-vampire fantasy, I’m just pointing out the obvious here. And hey, it’s branded with fetish pinup Masuimi Max, and impressively has very hip cool graphic design by…
Oh, Bets! January [Jones] in November GQ
Many of us Mad Men fans have gotten to know powerhouse actor January Jones through her role as Betty Draper in the series — and if you’re like me, you might have a bit of a crush on her as well. Like her character on the show, Jones has a past in modeling so it’s…