This is a scene from last night’s Californication. David Duchovny, come back to us. Bring that INSANELY hot girl with you. San Francisco has enough Prosecco and stripper poles for all three of us. I’m a sex writer; leave LA do some research already. Screw that ‘sex addict’ cover story for your beard. You know…
Never been the kind of girl to go camping — love my dry clean only clothes, and does my hair ever look like it wants to “rough it” (in the wilderness, you dirty birds)? No. (It does look fabulous when fresh out of my motorcycle helmet, however.) Anyway, sweet sweet reader A alerts me to…
We miss Lorelei Lee here in San Francisco like you wouldn’t believe — we were all excited for her move to NY for grad school (and some even benefited from her pre-move giveaways). But she left lots of love, friends and adoring fans here. Still, I’ll never forget the first time I heard her read…
Now that I’ve giggled and wiped tears from my cheeks after watching the above video, I strongly recommend that if you do anything unselfish today, or anything to contribute to National Coming Out Day — watch the video. Even if you’re out, or don’t think you can do anything. This sideways Greeting Card Emergency video…
I finally published my Facebook “fan page”. It’s at http://vbly.us/blue and/or facebook.com/violetblue if you want to see it. I’m thinking I’ll put my upcoming events and appearances on the calendar there, and I’m considering some other fun original content… Stay tuned if you’re into Faceplant :)
Image by “wankerz“. It took me a second while reading this article about potentially legalizing sex work in South Africa prior to next year’s football [soccer] World Cup — to realize that sex there with a pro is now a 50-50 gamble for contracting HIV/AIDS for the average customer. We’re on the edge of something:…
Image by Aphro (aka ASTROblaque). Actually, I’ve got four new books coming out in the next (OMG) four months. I’m even amazed at myself for how much work I’ve done this year: and I’m certain it’s going to pay off. The upcoming titles are absolutely some of my best work, and I know you’ll love…
Image by Møan. A week ago tonight — we’re still recovering — I was a guest on the linecook415 podcast with Hot Food Porn and dotBen. It was raunchy. It was goooood. We drank much maple bourbon and answered questions about what food you should never eat before sex, what we think the food equivalent…
Image: cover for Kessler’s new/upcoming book Nylon Girls (available now in the UK). Being on the Femina Potens newsletter is well worth it; I’m still an ardent fan of talk lists as news sources and newsletters for orgs and certain people who do cool non-spammy stuff. (However, I get added nonconsensually to email lists all…
Image of much-needed levity via elbasta. I’ve had this sex crime (bestiality) story open in one of my million tabs for a while, forgot about it, then went back today — and saw why I didn’t dump it immediately. When you get to ‘milk’ you’ll understand what I mean and just kind of go, whygodswhy…