You may have seen this already, but in case you haven’t… I get the overwhelming sense that child porn hysteria has become a significantly harmful force, so as to likely now impede actual efforts to stop the terror and horror of actual child porn. Stop the madness. When can agencies of authority start an honest…
Year: 2009
This Week’s SF Chronicle Column: April Flores’ Fabulous Plastic Vagina
This week, I’m excited to share with you my interview with April Flores about the entire process surrounding the making of the vagina/vulva sex toy Topco made modeled exactly on her own parts. I’ve always wanted to ask a porn star a million questions about what this is like and how they feel about it,…
The thank you post!
This gorgeous Kink.com submissive gave me three hours of her time for my birthday. I had an incredible birthday. I ignored everyone who wanted work from me in any capacity (it’s been years since I’ve had time off or a vacation, so this is the closest I could get), and I just did whatever I…
Les nibbles
Image by Modern Citizen. Why do a news roundup on my birthday? Because it’s what I love. And, there are enough sex news items every week to make not just a column but a show or even a daily post, as far as I can find. It’s interesting stuff, and poeple want to know. And…
From tonight: Thrillpeddlers “Pearls Over Shanghai”
What an incredible show. It’s a very adult theater experience that trumps any San Francisco tourist endeavor: it’s the new neu alt BB Babylon. I loved it! And it’s late, so you just get pics and video from the Thirllpeddlers‘ Pearls Over Shanghai, with the legendary Cockettes. Yay! And: the hothot halftime intermission performance with…
Nice hat
I love the intersections of fetish and fashion. It’s one of my regular lectures, in fact so clearly I’m not immune. Above is a “hat” from London’s fashion week (gallery, guardian.co.uk). And from Fashion Time, Claudia Schiffer in Vogue Germany October 2009 is a shoot that has, of all things, a strangely sexy choking scenario.…
Flowchart to my heart (and other parts): OKCupid’s trend blog
Question: Would you consider role-playing out a rape fantasy with partner who asked you to? 340,000 people responded. Green = YES, Red = NO. It’s a very specialized kind of porn. It’s my kind of porn. It’s data mining porn! Recently (in June) and with little fanfare to the world outside, popular dating site OKCupid,…
Holy bratwurst: Rammstein’s “German Pussy” video
Two people have sent me this — and it’s a combination of hilarious and hardcore — Rammstein’s German Pussy music video. Every German double entendre and cliche in the book is in it, and perhaps unintentionally making it all the more likable. For example, put on your best German accent and repeat the lyrics, “You…
Packaging lessons learned from condoms
Before I dive back in, it seems as though the RSS feed has gone back to normal. Has it? It’s twitchy, and we’re going to have to probably create a solution. In short summary, the age check page started freaking out about a week and a half ago; something changed on a level I don’t…
Sunday comics
From Chester 5000. There’s nothing like a lazy Sunday drinking coffee and reading the comics. Except for a lazy Sunday drinking coffee, reading comics and having sex. But I can at least provide the comics… The dirty ones. C.urvy.org — Curvy — is a sexy sci-fi lesbian webcomic via Zhaira. From here, I liked Dar!…