This should make up for the Christina Aguilera disappointment we suffered recently, having been promised a squeak of fetishy perspicacity but instead getting a steaming hot delivery of Old Madonna. And no one wants that. No, Beyonce has my number in this one, at least: it’s a sexyhot nonpareil sendup of Bettie Page with retro…
Month: May 2010
Monday nibbles: Oh so many nibbles
In case you’re at all wondering, I’m on four book deadlines right now. Two anthologies, two how-to guides. I’m really excited about one of the books; it is going to be an unexpected surprise. Meanwhile, the very notion of sex (if not the act, or lack of) continues to make people act all kinds of…
Sexy plus-size models in June 2010 Marie Claire France
I know that they’re just barely “plus size” by everyday definitions, but nevermind the dress sizes: these women are pure sexy. The June issue of Marie Claire France has some really erotic pics of 12+ UK models Laura Catteral and Hayley Morley and their beautiful breasts, and I don’t think you’ll want to miss them.…
Toy store scandals: Good Vibes and the alien cult
Last week an article I had been writing and researching for several weeks went live on SF Appeal: Good VIbrations and the Clitoris Saving Alien Cult is an investigative piece you won’t want to miss. It was just such a bizarre story it had to be explored; I’m reposting about it here because I realized…
Self-portraits with the Sprint EVO
Taken while experimenting with my new Sprint EVO — the sexiest Droid ever made. It goes on sale June 4. This pic was taken last night at a private party in an antique gallery. I set the phone on a table (the phone has a stand so it can sit upright vertically or horizontally, like…
Weekend Erotic Eye Candy
This post is always ultra-NSFW so I timed it for your weekend. Tell me what you want to see and I’ll find it, free and from ethical producers. I got an email today asking for what to look at if you love the real indie porn lesbians at Crash Pad: if this is you, follow…
Hold the hypocrisy for a minute. Just a minute. please.
I don’t know where to begin, but I need to say something. It’s starting to become a problem for me. For me. And I’m the one who is supposed to be on the side of the people going, “ha! caught you! we knew it! see! I told you!” Except I’m not really on that side.…
Are Russian zombies sexier?
Pal and longtime reader Mojo emails me this link from EnglishRussia.com saying, “This is a fantastic photo gallery of a zombie parade flashmob thingy in Moscow. They call it the Meat Holiday, which is so metal it hurts. They’re Russians, so it’s sexier than our sad American zombie flash mobs. No hipsters splashed with red…
How to learn CPR
I just learned how to do CPR ten times in a row. I have never wanted to need CPR so bad in my life. From Super Sexy CPR (thanks, Mojo!)
Free your mind from porn with the iPad
That’s Ryan Keely posing for Nikola Tamindzic. Found at Sexy and Funny via Rob G, from the twisted mind of Gizmodo’s Jesus Diaz (more images at Fleshbot).