With the globally enforced utensil embargo on Australia, Jasmine at Girls Out West (gallery) must combat the threat of starvation with only the crudest of tools at hand. Girls down under sure are fierce. (Alt: vibrators and melons may satisfy, but cleanup is a pain in the arse.)
Year: 2010
The InDecent Bed – Perhaps If You’re British?
No one enjoys seeing Brits being scandalized and spilling their tea to shriek “but that would be indecent!” more than me. But with this one, I’m actually having to squint to see what’s indecent. Today the British InDecent Bed launched to the tune of £50,000; perhaps it’s truly indecent to our refined UK friends —…
Craigslist Lettered by US Officials Over Adult Services – Sweden has a Lesson
It’s an end-of-the-day story, but today attorneys general from 17 US states sent a joint letter demanding that Craigslist remove its Adult Services section “because the website cannot adequately block potentially illegal ads promoting prostitution and child trafficking.” NPR reports in Craigslist Asked To Drop Erotic Services Ads, (…) “No amount of money, however, can…
Exquisite Agent Provocateur Video: Kirsty Hume is a Female Voyeur in “Betty Sue”
Agent Provocateur had me re-upping my fangirl card with their recent retro-sexy video campaign to promote the Autumn/Winter 2010 collection, “Private Tapes.” Released and announced this morning, “Betty Sue” however, may be the best AP has created yet — and I wish it was an embeddable video so I could help it go viral. In…
My Fave Gnomedex Talk: Oatmeal on Viral Marketing, Dating Unicorns and Bad Kissers
You are already familiar with the work of evil genius (and total sweetheart) Oatmeal — he is the creator of infamous and unsettlingly hilarious online memes such as 10 Reasons it Would Rule to Date a Unicorn, The 8 Phases of Dating, How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You, How to…
Opinion: An Essential Part of a Straight Man’s Guide to Hotter Sex
Quickies and loving couples who occasionally like to “make fuck” aside (as compared to “making love”): for some guys it’s going to boil down to understanding the difference between a quick-and-dirty come-on — versus a bit more teasing, cat-and-mouse. However, there’s a little bit of ca-ca to step around first. Sex ed colleague (and longtime…
My Talk at Gnomedex: On Life, Sex, Tech and Social Media
I’m still reeling from the way my talk at Gnomedex came out; it was pretty much an unplanned 20 minutes, with the goal of talking about… well, exactly what I ended up talking about. But I just kind of let go… And to my amazement, I got a standing ovation at Gnomedex. In the ten…
FleshDrive: 1 out of 1 Sex Blogger Preferred Over the “Lady Java” Video
Watch the Lady Java video if you must: do not bother unless you are the one person who totally fapped to Christina Aguilera’s Not Myself Tonight video. I’ll get my geek on to peep the FleshDrive* news item instead — and all I will say is, $39.95, really: “Hundreds of adult movies in the palm…
Craiglslist Motorcycle Ad for the Win
It’s just the best no-apologies San Francisco Honda owner motorcycle ad ever pecked out on a keyboard. Excerpted below because things this good just never last… And here you thought the Inception-rimming ad was genius. No so. (thanks, Korntee!) Frankenstein Honda CB 750 cafe-ish womanizer/ Or parts bike – $700 (richmond / seacliff) You are…
Euro Porn Company “Private” Embraces Pirating — or Not
Well, this is a twist that no one expected; with another twist. European porn company Private announced a few days ago that they are totally cool with “pirating” because they see it as free advertising for services they want to develop that will be made of content that people *actually* want to pay for. To…