Fixie culture (the cult of the fixed gear bicycle) is both the source of geeky obsession and bicycle love, while also being a repository for hipster hate, trend mockery and general derision. I’ve enjoyed making fun of fixie culture as much as I’ve enjoyed watching girls struggle to get their fixed gear bikes to go…
Year: 2010
Geeks Exposed addresses what we want
There is so much fake and poser-y cashing in on sexy geeks these days it’s frustrating for those of us who want real sexy geeks. It’s usually either models who have no geek cred posing for paysites, or old media applying their tired old stereotypes to real life and missing the mark entirely. (Read: douches…
Leaked and super-hot: Rihanna’s lesbian yumminess in her Te Amo video
Oh my goodness gracious. I would very much like to have a girlfriend again now after watching this video. If you tire of my eroto-pop fascinations, do skip this post. But if you’d like to see a video that could be described as Rihanna meets Andrew Blake, enjoy. I would like to live in this…
A quick thanks to the highlighted May sponsors
I’m proud to handpick my sponsors, and lucky you put up with my shout-outs. June sponsors are just around the corner, and I wanted to give big props to May’s top placement supporters who are ethical, attentive to my needs and crazy ideas, and cool with my demands for artwork that you’ll like — most…
A slip of pretty girl Friday
I had a busy day doing cool pro-porn stuff with some amazing women; more on that in a second. So I haven’t had a chance to find the good stuff in galleries this week to share, something I love to do. Lucky for me, the email I just got from The Life Erotic has four…
Nikol Hasler’s “Sex: A Book for Teens”
I can’t even being to tell you how excited I am to see Nikol Hasler‘s new book — and now Sex: A Book for Teens: An Uncensored Guide to Your Body, Sex, and Safety is here! Nikol is the brainy beauty from The Midwest Teen Sex Show — oh yes. Cult heroine, she of the…
Thursday’s Girl Crush: Marlo Marquise
I found her in my copy of Bizarre Magazine: NYC model Marlo Marquise says her favorite fantasy is “to be worshipped by naked women.” OMG me too! What an amazing coincidence. I don’t know her, but I would like to. We can play “thou shalt not worship false gods” until we’re out of batteries. I’m…
On sale now: my BIZARRE Magazine feature “Pornasaurus”
The spectrum I write within is so much fun: last month it was a feature in MacLife, this month (okay, June) it’s BIZARRE Magazine. You’ll love the feature, it’s a Pornasaurus, essentially a porn lexicon. It’s cheeky, funny, bratty, stinging.. I don’t know if it will eventually end up on Bizarre’s site or not. I…
It’s always “backwards day” for adults in Australia
Travelers to Australia are getting a little extra something now when they enter the country. Upon arrival, they’re greeted with a long line. Mistakenly thinking this is the beginning of all that globally-rumored Ausse hospitality, tourists eagerly queue up in the line for A-listers, exhausted after their long journey and thrilled to know they are…
Eroto-pop goodness: Beyonce’s “Why Don’t You Love Me”
This should make up for the Christina Aguilera disappointment we suffered recently, having been promised a squeak of fetishy perspicacity but instead getting a steaming hot delivery of Old Madonna. And no one wants that. No, Beyonce has my number in this one, at least: it’s a sexyhot nonpareil sendup of Bettie Page with retro…