Screencap from trailer for “Variable Neo Geo: A Brutal Battle Between The Sexiest Waitresses.” It’s been a while since I’ve done a hentai post; I like to wait until I find hentai that is explicit (hardcore sex), not pixelated, typically more funny than arousing, surprisingly arousing when you think it’s going to be funny, and…
Year: 2010
This week’s column: Where are my smelling salts?
This week’s SF Chronicle column was an examination at the ‘bromance’ controversy brewing around feature film “Sherlock Holmes” versus how loboto-exciting the “Avatar” so-called ‘deleted’ sex scenes might be. What I didn’t see coming was that the “Holmes” controversy was on smaller gossip blogs when I researched it, but when my column published, the conversation…
American nipples: Sex study praised as urgent wake-up call
Image by artsy_j. Now this is more like it. Leave it to The Onion to be hot on the trail of cutting edge sex studies this week, in the spirit of the recent headline-grabbing UK G-spot study. In Politics: Nation’s Nipples Severely Under-Clamped, U.S. Bureau Of Masochism Reports: WASHINGTON—A new study released this week by…
I’m in ur internets findin’ UR G-spots
Click to read; solar cell researchers to blame for recent g-spot study, by XKCD. Whenever we’re in doubt about sex research… if only XKCD could take over all media messages, and put things to rest. And when a topic close to me is covered by an XKCD comic, I feel like I finally really have…
Bicycle bondage for AIDS Lifecycle (exclusive) and final rule
Image of Jiz Lee by SE Photoimaging. Today is January 4 — the day that final rule goes into effect, finally lifting the US embargo on HIV+ non-residents, and removing the requirement that immigrants and aliens undergo required HIV testing to come to this country. Welcome to America, finally. Today, the HIV entry ban repeal…
Dude, where’s my G-spot?
It was there when I went to sleep. I woke up, and thought I’d parked it in front of my house, I mean the anterior wall of my vagina. Now it’s gone! Not really. Don’t believe the latest round of hype. It’s anecdotal, not physiological, and news outlets running the ‘g-spot is a myth’ story…
Pondering the Darwinian outcome of ‘purifying the internet environment’ for ‘state security’
Self-portrait by The Internet’s Girlfriend (and my friend) Dana DeArmond. I in no way intend to trivialize the situation with this comparison, but it’s really hard not to look at the tally of porn crackdowns and arrests in China last year and compare them to Princess Leia’s memorable quote from Star Wars, “The more you…
Scenes from The Upper Floor
In the beginning of December, I made a post announcing that there was going to be a live webcast tour to launch Kink‘s new site The Upper Floor. In the post I explained what I understood the content and theme of the site was going to be; literally a decadent Story of O recreation. Since…
Ambient eros: TimeFreeze photography
Image by Evgeny Goncharov. I hope that today’s discovery of Moscow denizen Evgeny Goncharov and his graceful portfolio of glamor nudes indicates a taste of what awaits me in the porn mines for the year ahead. I wandered across his photostream on Flickr an hour ago, and have been enjoying a slow reverie making my…
Sex doesn’t sell (the blockbuster remix)
Exception: put a naked Robert Downey Jr. in anything, and I’ll buy it. If you’ve been reading my Chronicle column for a while, you’ll remember back in late 2008 when I did a piece illustrating that the maxim “sex sells” is an outdated notion — a sex-negative one — that no longer holds true. Sexualization…