Someone finally, finally wrote a Lorem Ipsum text generator for bad porn. Hooray! This labor saving invention means that no one has to write terrible erotica the way our ancestors did before the internet. Someone tell Penthouse Letters that this could shore up their crumbling business model. From the Fifty Shades Generator (via Viviane), The…
Year: 2012
The art of Daniela Uhlig
Berlin-based artist Daniela Uhlig has created so much sexy illustrated art in a diverse range of styles that I would be doing a disservice to try and list them all – you’ll just need to go see her website’s galleries and nude-tastic blog for yourself. I will give you a taste by telling you she…
Tony Scott’s “The Hunger” opening sequence
News is circulating tonight that director and producer Tony Scott has ended his life by jumping from a bridge in Los Angeles. He left a suicide note in his office, but there is currently no reliable news on the note’s details as of this posting. Scott will be remembered for Top Gun in mainstream press,…
Sex News: That “teen” oral sex headline, Axe Japan’s upskirt cam site, sex trafficking
A former Texas high school English teacher and mother of three is on trial, accused of having sex with five male students. Teacher Accused of Having Group Sex With Students on Video (ABC News) Kink.com has stopped production temporarily and an industry-wide moratorium is being called for. The Los Angeles County Public Health Department is…
Siren Song for S Magazine
Siren Song is a heady and sexy photo set that doesn’t disappoint; it is photographed by John Klukas for S Magazine’s must-follow blog.
Sex News: Morality in Media and Saudia Arabia vs ICANN, True Blood, Supergonorrhea, penis crime
This post has been heavily shared and endorsed by many online sex-positive, progressive sex-ed, and pro-porn people: definitely read it. Brilliant: “Sure, we may play with, embody and embrace hyper-femininity, but we are no less ‘authentic’, or political, or real, because our lip gloss is hot pink instead of ‘nude’. We don’t need to ‘tone-it-down’…
Trunk Eyes by Man Man, with Nicole Vaunt
Holy cats, Nicole Vaunt is so fucking hot. She uploaded this a week ago. My crush on her hurts when I watch this. Click this link or the photo above to view the video on Vimeo. I’m a big Vaunt fan. You can follow her on Twitter.
Eye Candy: Pretty Porn Sunday
Ben and Carmen. with Misty – Perfect Trio Tasha and Richard – Days at the Sea Alysa and Ben – Lust in Paradise Ivy and Ben – Wet Dreams Valerie and Mike – Like Hand in Glove (sound alert, main post image) Mirabell – Blinding Beauty (sound alert) Zoey Kush and Dane Cross – BJ…
[Video] Camila
The video above is Camila, found via Bambi Attack. Next week I’m going to Seattle, and this video reminds me to take my camera and tripod, and it is also is making me long long long to get on some crisp hotel sheets clad in my bare tattoos, and to take the longest and most…
Sex News: porn suicide pact, Olympian side dick, fisting porn trial, CA slavery bill
Fetish model and producer Natali Demore (BondageOrgasms and SmotheredSlave) and her video editor Jack Banner were found dead on Aug. 4 at Demore’s production studio in Van Nuys, where they followed through on an apparent “consensual suicide pact.” Demore and Banner died of wounds from two shotguns found at the scene that were rigged to…