Well, as is with the usual organized chaos that surrounds both festivals and people in the sex industry, my plans at the Sex Worker Film Festival tonight have been changed at the last minute. I will not be introducing the films about the Brazilian/Italian tranny prostitutes at 8pm, but instead have been invited to co-host…
I Like Good Vibes Customers Because They Taste Just Like Chicken
Today I worked a floor shift at one of the stores and had so much fun that I think I shot coffee out my nose at least twice. First of all, after one too many "blonde" moments, the staff officially named me "Captain Obvious." I think I actually said, while we were contemplating what we’d…
My Virgin Lap, Copulating Couples and Pussy on Channel Four
My lap is still a virgin. At first I felt like a big chicken, a wussy, a something not deserving of cookies and ice cream, or at least a sound spanking, but here is what happened. On Saturday night I ran into the Extra Action Marching Band in North Beach right before their secret gig,…
Weird Dreams and Possibly Losing my Virginity
I’ve been having the strangest dreams lately. In one, I was in my bedroom and I had a TV on my dresser, where a really bad porn movie was playing (no big stretch of the subconscious there), except Evan Stone was lying on my bed. I wanted him to go away, which would be true…
Oh God Make Please Masturbation Month End Please Please
Last Sunday I had a BBQ and lots of friends came over, including my friends the good Drs. Carol Queen and Robert Lawrence. Carol and Robert are a total hoot, and are the light and life of any party they attend — both being walking encyclopedias of sex and culture. Which is fitting since they…
Forbidden Photographs
This sounds lazy, but it’s noon and I’m just having my coffee and a bagel. But this Quicktime video of a transformer blowing up (sent to me by fellow SRL member and Tesla coil midwife Greg Leyh) was a real picker-upper! It’s a gorgeous San Francisco day, and last night was a great SF night.…
Really Weird Naked Japanese Dolls and a Great Video For Couples, and Singles Who Like Plot-Driven Porn
Here are the dolls. I just watched Sunset Stripped, and it’s my pick of the latest woman-directed crop from VCA. In it, Ginger Lynn stars in this excellent Veronica Hart-directed epic, an ode to Sunset Boulevard chock full of real female orgasms and hot hot sex. Ginger is a writer, unable to create, sexually fixated…
Sad Entry
Apologies for no recent updates, but after a brief struggle this week, my dear friend Tim North succumbed to cancer last night at 9pm. Benefit calendars are still on sale and all proceeds go to his surviving wife and daughter. There has been a lot going on, I have a lot of updates, new articles…
Will Someone Please Tell Paypal to Get Out of my Bedroom (Unless They are Bringing Some Good Porn)
A cute horn player from the Extra Action Marching Band wrote me recently with a letter he received from online money processing business PayPal: Dear (tromboner), You are receiving this email because you have asked to be notified of PayPal policy updates. Please read below to learn about PayPal’s most recent policy updates. User Agreement…
I Love My Job
Been working some exceptionally long days lately, what with the Stop AIDS benefit I worked, a very ho-hum trip to the SF Fetish Ball, a presentation for the Good Vibes educational program and a porn watching marathon. The marathon was the true highlight. VCA sent me a bunch of women-directed porn DVD’s for review, some…