It’s getting ready to hit the stores — the French translation of my Ultimate Guide to Cunnilingus, Le Cunnilingus! I have one of the first copies in hand and it’s so exciting; the first of six translations I’m under contract for. The book is beautiful and I’m super-happy to be spreadin’ the love around the…
Horrid little week
Is this week over yet? Because I really need it to be the weekend, now. Well, technically the weekend starts tonight, that is if you live on Marching Band time — I’m going to go see them at the SF Eagle tonight because it might be the last time I get a chance before they…
Float on
Every once in a while I have some memories I want to write about here, but they’re not very sexy. I need to breathe them out, so skip these posts if you like. Last night Hornboy ran to the store to get me some wine to ease my cramps, and some Drano for the tub…
One moment please…
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Great commercial
And of course, it’s foreign: Veet Hair Remover
Crack pipe watch: Porn journalism, redux
I just got a very gentle phone call from my pal Allen (The Thrillhammer) to let me know that AVNOnline ran an article about my teledildonics demonstration last week. It’s an ambrosia of information and possibility so cleverly combined that I’m really really happy that AVNOnline has finally decided to become a version of The…
Not food!
Why oh why oh why didn’t I do *this* when I worked at Good Vibes?
Outed
I’m now officially a “sex-obsessed geek.” Whoah, nobody digs a square label, man. Those pointdexters at Liberty Guys can’t keep *me* down. (What?) Well, anyway, at the moment I must return to the ice pack for my head and large glasses of water that I’m using to ease the pain of the worst hangover, ever.…
Punk rock spiritualism
The amazing Miss Satanica writes me, “I feel like you are one of the only girls around that could possibly understand anything. You are so fucking punk rock – that whole spiritual kind of shit that moves mountains…” To which I say, WOW. She also tells me that there’s talk about the Teledildonics demo here…
Apres Dork
I knew I was a bona-fide troublemaker when afterward, someone asked me what her name was, and I was like, “Um… it’s on my website…” Actually, I was just flummoxed by having finished my Dorkbot presentation on teledildonics, wading through technical difficulties, then actually having remote sex with a (really hot) girl in New York…