It’s freezing cold here in SF — I hope everyone is having a warm and wonderful, if not sexy and slippery, holiday. Did you catch daddy kissing Santa Claus? Don’t worry — according to experts, straight men can enjoy gay sex guilt free, but only under certain circumstances. Read Bryan Quinn’s Straight Man’s Guide to…
They Might Need a Lot of Lube
It’s definitely the season of sharing, and I am definitely one excited little elfette. Here’s what kind of email I’m getting: "Just wanted to drop you a line to say I love your work, your website and your blog. I also felt the need to tell you that I have boxed up three dildos, three…
Vibrator Busts, Homo Marriage Blues, Anorexic Hipsters and Vicodin Parties
The most recent thing on my mind is the prank I tried to get Good Vibes to play on the Johnson County (Texas) Narcotics Task Force. I thought it was a great idea, but like all my bright and shining ideas — okay, pranks — I knew the idea was destined to be shot out…
Quick Highlights
On the main page you can read a bit about how my book party went — great, and I was shocked and surprised to get a visit from Nina Hartley, who it turns out, is a fan of *mine*! Here is how I enjoyed signing books. And last night (it’s 1am Saturday as I write…
That Tortured Farm Animal Tried to Steal My Name
Hey, I’ve been selected as a judge for Carly Milne’s (of Pornblography fame) hilarious — yet right on target — First Annual Pornblography Awards. Go ahead, nominate who you think should win "Performer Whose Sex Noises Most Closely Resemble The Sounds Of A Tortured Farm Animal" or "Stupidest Boxcover Misspelling" or "Penis That Should Not…
And a Pound of Bananas for Stephen Colbert
I was at the second of three Thanksgiving parties last night with Chriso and Hornboy, discussing that I was not, in fact, able to give thanks this year for having a threesome of any kind, unless you count the imaginary kind. Chriso, so adorable you could just put him in your pocket and take him…
Superhero Threeway Angst
I have threesome anxiety. I wish I had a blog like DeeGee Girl, where a sexy vixen writes totally anonymously about her secret sexual adventures and no one knows who she is at all. You see, I am a sex writer, sex educator, and therein lies this giant subtextual assumption that I have done and…
Let’s Flush Her From the Universe
I got this letter from an admirer in regards to the porn actress (Ada Mae Woffinden Johnson) who began making films using my name back in November 2001 (my first porn article was published in 1998). Apparently she has been doing interviews. Now, instead of giggling as my friends make fun of her and wishing…
Survival Research
I turned in my seventh book two weeks ago — and the very next day went into two weeks of production on a sneaky surprise SRL show. Day after day of 12- to 15-hour stints at the machine shop led to a cathartic 30 minutes of explosions, machine mayhem, chilling zaps from a giant Tesla…
Siegfried and Roy Ate My Brain
First, here are cute pictures from Halloween before the alcohol made us incoherent. At a party thrown by an exquisite local dominatrix, I met up with my pals Thomas Roche, Chriso, and Sexy Hornboy for mayhem and silliness, mostly marked by the punchbowl of cosmopolitan mix and the party’s proximity to the Castro. Over 300,000…