I got my first lap dance the other night. I think. Regular readers will remember Naughty Minx — the super-sexy leggy fetish model that gave me a hot wax backrub at work one day. Last week she scored a few passes to a local historic and expensive "high class" strip club, and eager to see…
Oh no! Blog Neglect!
Finding this in my inbox has drawn me back to the Tiny Log, taking a small break while finishing my seventh book: "Update! Update! love Michelle" Not only is her note cute, but so is her blog, and I’m now a regular of this smart and interesting girl. Another blog I visit lately is the…
I Saw Arnold Schwarzenegger In a Big Rubber Diaper at a Sex Party
I’d like to begin this entry with a few shouts out to folks who I’ve recently discovered are regular Tiny Log lurkers — hey Coop! Smooches to Anthony. Little cooing noises to members in the Marching Band. I don’t know her, but Jane at Jane’s Guide really likes my new video book. Oh, and I…
Still alive…
Very tired… updated front page… more soon about the crazy sex party I went to last weekend. Meanwhile, pics from my friend Mark‘s wedding, corsetry by Dark Garden:
Today is My Birthday! Viva Me!
After being duly chastised by a trumpet player from the Extra Action Marching Band for not updating my blog ("Just let us know you’re alive!"), I’m back after a couple of weeks of hellish workload, crazy playload, and my best friend’s wedding. First, I received some interesting emails in response to the women and porn…
Penis Enlargement Mafia Vandalism
First, drop everything and read this article about women who watch porn. On Wednesday morning I woke up — early, eech — to go to a Good Vibes meeting and found my car window smashed and my stereo gone. Needless to say, I missed the meeting. The stereo was worth much less than the window,…
My Head is Huge
Wow — one of my recent favorite discoveries, Freddy and Eddy are running a front-page tribute to… me! Check it out!
Hail Fellatio!
Okay, I’m sick and I can’t concentrate, which is a writer’s nightmare, so I decide to go trolling around Amazon to read reader reviews — and to my lucky surprise, this gem was waiting for me in the reviews for The Ultimate Guide to Fellatio: (one star) The marriage bed is undefiled After 18 years…
My Yearly Headcold
My pal Thomas Roche (who now has his own hilarious online journal so you too can share his Gothic-tinged pain) sent me this link but it was eaten by monsters. That makes me happy, and happy has been far from me lately as I have been suffering through the most voluptuous headcold I have ever…
Man Seeks Inflatable Sheep
I know, this picture looks really freaky. I was cruising through the Exotic Erotic website looking at last year’s pictures — I was there last year on a lark, snuck in, and also snuck backstage — and found this bizarre photo. But what’s even stranger (than me going to Exotic Neurotic?) is that when I…