Snip: “Dude. Robot. Motherfucking. Condoms. I mean, let’s go over this. We have: * Robots * With Lasers * And Guns * AND ENGRISH * On a CONDOM Package” Link: Battling Seizure Robot Condoms
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[Video] Nerd Salon and Roomba Cockfights
Must-see geek TV! This is my favoritest video that I’ve ever been in, ever! I attended Nerd Salon and spontaneously became my Geek Entertainment TV correspondent self to interview Annalee Newitz, Jennifer Granick and Phillip Torrone. We’re all having way, way too much fun. Watch and enjoy! Text: “How can anyone say no to cockfighting…
Another smoker
Remember when I went to that smoker? There’s another one this weekend. There will be robots and a hot brass band (members of Extra Action and Rube Waddell) — and I predict a propane leak to make everyone nice and cranky. I think I’ll sit this one out.
Sex Machines, Some by Timothy Archibald
By the hairy balls of Jesus, I am done with my books. While I stare at my navel, water my plants, wash my panties and chase my kitten around for a few minutes, check out Xeni’s awesome article on Timothy Archibald’s new book, Sex Machines. I had the chance to meet Timothy for the first…
Survived the Weekend
I’m about to drop off to bed; I just put a post on Fleshbot. My weekend was really amazing and out of control — for those of you following along at home, I didn’t get my birthday wish, but some kind of wish definitely came true. After some rest I’ll follow up with a proper…
SRL (and me) on NPR with Xeni!
I got an email from an East Coast friend saying he’d just heard me on NPR, being interviewed at the SRL LA show by velvet-voiced Xeni Jardin on Xeni Tech! Check it out, and if you miss it here is the link where you can listen to it (stream) later: Eyeing Robots at Survival Research…
Mr. Sanchez
Mail. Lots of mail. I’m getting so much mail from readers that I’m buried in it. Here’s a good one: > Violet,I keep hearing about a position called "Dirty Sanchez" What is this position and how do you feel about it? Thanks for all the information you share, I feel you make this world a…
Panty check
Oh, my. Have you been reading the comments in the photo album around here lately? Porn stars, sex toy inventors, porno directors, wanton women who want to ride my sex machine… it’s enough to burn a hole in my panties. Panty check. Okay, still in one piece. Now that I have your attention, take a…
The Passion of the Robot
What a week it’s been. Critical mass (ass) at my day job prompted me to resign half my duties there, including my role as editor of the Magazine. That part is bittersweet to me — I founded that magazine against many odds, it championed many things the staff held dear, and then the memos from…
I hate hippies; hippies go die, you fucking hippies I hate you
What a weekend. Did I have a run-in with hippies? Yes I did. I wish I could’ve had a bit more of Halloween weekend left over, which I did not blog about but probably because I’ve been waiting for my blood-alcohol levels to return to "normal" before I even begin to think about it. The…