This is one of those moments when I realize I live a truly charmed life — remember the movie that won Seattle’s amateur porn contest/fest, HUMP! 2, put on by The Stranger? I waxed at length about Cum On Love, Bo Logan is Waiting, how sweet and funny and heartwarming it was, which was surely…

This is so exciting! Regular readers will remember a while back when I went to an all-male amateur strip night in Oakland, where hotties from the local art and music scenes stripped for an all-female audience, just for fun (“For The Ladies“). The clear highlight was my friend Mateo doing this incredibly sexy dance number;…

My pal Elvis sends me this link to a couple cool Flickr photosets of stripper Polaroids from what looks like the 1960s. These may not be the same Polaroids lost here in San Francisco recently, but the timing is certainly an interesting coincidence.

For the ladies, of course: HOARD magazine’s Antonio Riello’s Ladies Weapons from 2001 are a-mazing…. and not just guns but bejeweled grenades! Bling my bomb, indeed. (Thanks pt!)

Snakes on a Plane opens today (friday) — I shall now brag that I am going to a private screening in a rented movie theater with an open bar to see it. w00t! I have no date for this event — I have a date with the motherfucking snakes! I will take photos until alcohol…

Dear me, in that last post I forgot “delivery man”. I’ll make up for it with this hilarious sock puppet porn video, not new, but very funny. Embedded after the jump.

I’m sometimes asked in interviews (and parties when people find out I look at porn for a living) if I’m burnt out on porn, or if I just hate it now, or if I can even look at it at all anymore. It’s true there have been times when I’ve gotten maxed out on it…

It must have been after 2am when I climbed off the parked car outside BOCA last night because they were telling us — and everyone — to get out. A guy came up to me and said, “Are you Violet Blue?” I think I smilled and nodded sheepishly. He said, “I thought so! You were…

Skip this post if you’ve already seen the video — I have, but Sean Bonner, the boss of me at Metblogs, *made* me watch it again. Did you know that George Washington fucked the shit out of bears? Learn about our greatest president after the jump.

Spent the whole day at SRL sorting through image files for a media outlet that wants hi-res images of four machines to make drawings of the machines — which meant I spent hours and hours going through image files of 25 years of shows, few labeled. It was nice to spend the day on Mark’s…