Nose porn. It’s the new black. No, really — I came across some facial bondage videos and turned them over to Fleshbot a while back, and since then I seem to keep finding nose-related porn. So today there’s this BB post about a woman who got a leech stuck in her nasal cavity, and I…

This is just so cool, and safe for work: pop some bubblewrap now (via JohnandJohn).

There were way too many funny entries, so enjoy the three excellent winning captions and indulge yourself with the runner-ups… The top three, in order: “This was a gift to the President from Jeff Gannon.” –Noka, US “You see, Mrs. Bush, the Exxxtreme 3000 dildo has a flared base, which was the reason we were…

This picture needs something. Don’t you think? It needs your love. Look, I’ve read some of the hilarious things you’ve written in my photo album (many times making my nose into a water/coffee/wine shooter). So here’s the plan: Give this photo a caption. I will pick three hi-larry-us winners: the winners, in tribute to the…

I sidetracked myself from editing for a minute and checked on one of my favorite-est porn S/M filmmakers, Maria Beatty — and I’m tickled to see that she has a new film out that turns me on just to think about it. I must get my hands on a copy of Ecstasy in Berlin 1926.

*** 2/8: Links to pics moved to my server and they now work. Fotki didn’t have the bandwidth to handle the traffic! I house sit for a friend a couple of times a year. She’s an older Jewish lesbian mom. A dynamo. With a hot tub and two cute cats, and a quiet house with…

Get yourself in a sideways-smiley mood with this awesome flash animation music video Everyone Has had More Sex Than Me, sent to me by my mind-bogglingly sexy London pen-pal… "just went trawling a bit of porn after your comment about "My ass is haunted" and one link led to another and I found this http://daemlich.net/2736"…

Mail. Lots of mail. I’m getting so much mail from readers that I’m buried in it. Here’s a good one: > Violet,I keep hearing about a position called "Dirty Sanchez" What is this position and how do you feel about it? Thanks for all the information you share, I feel you make this world a…

First, and this is important: is Kenny Rogers a bear? Next, the thing to do in SF tonight (performance at 9) — and tomorrow night — is go see Reactive. There is some incredible, blow your mind stuff going on there tonight. Stelarc is in town showing off his head. No, really. He’s like a…

What a weekend. Did I have a run-in with hippies? Yes I did. I wish I could’ve had a bit more of Halloween weekend left over, which I did not blog about but probably because I’ve been waiting for my blood-alcohol levels to return to "normal" before I even begin to think about it. The…