Depending on what you read, American Apparel is either circling the hipster drain or are about to have an extreme makeover; either way it seems only right to give them a proper kiss goodnight by looking back at the only reason we actually looked at American Apparel in the first place. The OMG, I-can’t-believe-they-did-that ads.…
Category: Culture
The Bubble Baba Challenge: Russian Blow-Up Doll Whitewater Rafting Race
Looking over last weekend’s photos from this year’s Bubble Baba Challenge, the world’s only annual blow-up doll whitewater rafting race (in Russia), I really want to go, and enter the competition! It looks like so much fun. My pal Kumi sent me this post-race article in the St. Petersburg Times Inflatable Sex Toy Challenge Attracts…
Real Masturbation Nightmares
These are hilarious and horrifying, and some may even feel strangely familiar. Jezebel asked readers what their worst masturbation nightmare stories were, and people responded with true tales that are impossible to stop reading once you’ve started. Most of The 10 Worst Masturbation Stories We’ve Ever Heard are from women: woe is the Ken doll.…
In Woman’s Day Magazine: How To Get A Raise At Work? Clean Your Vagina
Yes, you read that title correctly, and no it’s not The Onion spoofing anyone: via the Meeting Boy Tumblr, I found Want a raise? Wash your vagina (dailykos.com). In a post today, Daily Kos’s dhonig points out that one of the nation’s top-read conservative women’s magazines Woman’s Day is running a large ad from Summer’s…
Craiglslist Motorcycle Ad for the Win
It’s just the best no-apologies San Francisco Honda owner motorcycle ad ever pecked out on a keyboard. Excerpted below because things this good just never last… And here you thought the Inception-rimming ad was genius. No so. (thanks, Korntee!) Frankenstein Honda CB 750 cafe-ish womanizer/ Or parts bike – $700 (richmond / seacliff) You are…
The True Blood Three-Way Cover (Rolling Stone)
This image is without the words in the way. Yay! Stupid words. The gallery is here. I think there are more words that go with this but I will pretend to read them when my boyfriend walks back into my office later. (rollingstone.com, thanks, realmms!) Update: I also love the True Gay Photoshop version.
Bad Boys and Mad Men: Why Is Don Draper So Hot, and So Wrong?
If you’re not caught up in the American TV series Mad Men, you might be inclined to skip this post. However, I’ll posit that you may want to stick around for a few more lines of text as I look at just why a guy can be so stereotypically, pathologically messed up to women, and…
Trailer: This Ain’t Cops XXX by Axel Braun
Remember the fantastic trailer for Batman XXX directed by (pal) Axel Braun? Yup, that was amazing. Today I was reminded that I didn’t get to see Braun’s Batman (made for Vivid Video) and I still really want to watch it — when Hustler sent me the trailer for Braun’s next masterpiece, This Ain’t Cops XXX.…
More of My Lady Gaga Ogling: Weekend Lollapalooza Pics
If you’re tired of my Lady Gaga posts, I implore you to look the other way for a minute while I drool all over the photos and video of her from this weekend’s Lollapalooza in Chicago. She wore pretty much nothing and dove into the crowd twice, getting her stomach licked by a fan who…
Do Not Miss, Trailer: Bianca Beauchamp, Sexy Latex Supervillian
This has to be the sexiest supervillian(ess) video I’ve ever seen. In it, Bianca Beauchamp shows us exactly how an evil female supervillian gets dressed and and ready to wreak delicious badness on hero-types. The video is a promo for web series Heroes of the North (by Movie Seals Productions and Polymorphe), though I’m not…