Image of wayward celery in Lorelei Lee from this album; I shot it at a San Francisco house party for Pink and White Productions. Today’s column in the SF Gate (teh Chronic) is Hard Lessons in Local Pathology: What are the Bay Area’s most common rectal foreign objects? Need I say more? I had drinks…

Except… it is. To the delight of many, this year indy porn company (and good friends) Comstock Films submitted their flagship title Marie and Jack: A Hardcore Love Story to the MPAA for a rating — receiving on Feb 26, 2007, amazingly, the blessed/reviled (legendary) NC-17 rating. In an email tonight from Tony Comstock, “the…

Well, they’re definitely still working on their website, and Porno Jim‘s first release is about to be in the wild: but we’ll see if any mainstream channels will pick up Hookin’ Up. I hope so, and things seem to be getting easier for indy porn makers to get their work to customers and porn consumers…

(image @, via) As seen on Fleshbot and other media outlets last week, the results of a study about sexual motivations started to hit the wires; the psychologists thankfully eschewed the typical “biological imperative” argument and really dug into people’s reasons for fucking. I have no idea how diverse their definitions of sex were, nor…

In case you missed it at Fleshbot, my post Get On Board The Math Bus: We wish we’d thought of it first: hop into a van, drive around looking for hot math geek girls, and lure them into the van to go down on all of our outflow columns, make them do math in their…

For this week’s column, I wrote about three moments in sex in San Francisco. However, some editor with sticky fingers decided that the word “dick” (in the text, not a subtitle) was way too exciting, and edited my piece to say “d-” in several quoted, plot-important instances. Which means nothing to anyone, especially anyone reading…

Happy birthday Hunter S. Thompson. Inspired by Miss Gala Darling:

Thanks to my pal at Poor Mojo Newswire, I present you with Rammstein’s Sonne video (Wiki page) — featuring a sexy Snow White spanking and enslaving hunky miners in service to her gold-dust huffing addiction. Snow White is played by gorgeous Russian actress Joulia Stepanova. Very entertaining, very Rammstein.

This is one of my favorite GETV episodes yet; after the event we did (I interviewed her in front of an audience at the Center for Sex and Culture last week), Eddie and I did this fab GETV segment about Audacia‘s book, Naked on the Internet. Very fun! Watch it at Sex Blogger Audacia Ray…

Being a huge Holly Hunter fan, this series seems like a dream come true for me: sex, crime, a complex femme heroine — sort of makes me wish I had cable again. Or time to watch it. Snip: Compared to the neurotics, moms, and ingenues that Holly Hunter is best known for playing, her character…