Snip from Shopping For Sex At The Supermarket: Marina Safeway: Hot or not?: In the Market Street Safeway, the cucumbers are really big. I don’t know if that’s because they’re genetically modified with elephant cells or if that’s because it’s the Safeway closest to the Castro. I’m guessing it’s a bit of both. I was…

David just emailed me The Celebrity Breast Conspiracy over at (friends) 10 Zen Monkeys, where they try to convince us that there’s a real celebri-boob media conspiracy that makes a whole huge post about celebrity boobies somehow super-justified. Like we care about such petty legitimacy concerns at Fleshbot. Tinfoil bra, anyone? “Public diplomacy” in Hollywood…

It’s his Wikiality: The Truthiness Encyclopedia (fyi, the HTML is a little rough around the edges). The best part so far is the Pastafarian entry, with it’s creepily-accurate-funny cults sidebar (via Sean’s cap on Flickr). Snip: Pastafarianism, the more common name for the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, is a religion whose followers, which…

For this week’s column, I had the absolute pleasure of getting a grand tour of local fetish and BDSM retailer (and 30+ year institution) Madame S and Mr. S Leathers. (Craziest toy: the human box/vacuum cube.) A few weeks ago I was at Kink.com‘s happy hour and was introduced to Paige White, a respected and…

I briefly posted about my column last week, but never got a chance to talk about it, share reader mail, and I also wanted to share the really malicious email I got, which I feel compelled to because I don’t think women should be quiet about, or afraid of, these things. Yes, the email was…

This week’s column is about going to a Tenderloin dive trans bar with Hacker Boy, my adopted mother Theresa Sparks, and adopted aunt Cecilia Chung. It was sooo much fun! But as I expected, I got some really evil mail about this one — I’ve noticed that if there’s one thing that brings in the…

Back when I was a budding porn nerd, I spent much of my time wishing I was a lesbian vampire in old Hammer Horror films — because they ate the good guys, fucked the bad guys and deflowered nubile, big-boobed villagers by the dozens (or bathed in their blood if they didn’t give any sugar…

This week’s column in the Chron is No (Lesbian) Sex In The Stacks, including a funny interview with Felice Newman. There is much mail on this, about christianity, lesbianism and sex books in public libraries — I’ve included all of it, positive and negative, after the jump. That said, I want to mention two things…

I have been struggling with these words for a while. In my head, I know there’s a phraseology that should be simple, wrap it all up like a neat little package, festooned with chastisement and guilt and semen and blind thrusts. It is an obsession, mine, to name their obsession. Last week Massachusetts joined six…

* I have a Victorian / Colonial Fetish – (bottom boi here) – m4m – 24 (Dallas, TX) * Capture ROBIN the BOY WONDER… M4F – m4ww – 32 ) (New York, NY) * chloroform ether rush and no2 – mw4mw (Midtown West, NY, NY) * Food fetish – m4w – 32 (san jose south,…