A sex educator gave me an intoxicant. A Sister gave me an inebriant. I danced, a lot. My shirt is still wet. Tomorrow I have to lecture at UCSF about sex to budding sex educators — aka, the “newly-minted superfreaks” as we lecturing sex dorks might sometimes call them. After the jump, see how my…

I’m late to blogging this, as I’m really quite ill with the flu (no insurance, ack), but it’s a popular one this week: my datamining of sex acts on Bay Area Craigslist Casual Encounters, results and spreadsheet. Thanks to my friend Kevin Burton for the real-time tracking link, and Jonathan Moore for stat math. Technical…

I mean, ew. (And no emails about my ‘ew’ as I happen to *love* penii. Just not ever, ever like this) Snip from the BBC: There are many thousands of Chinese restaurants around in the UK and everyone has their favourite dish, but only in China itself do chefs specialise in a range of slightly…

Just spotted, casual encounters — it’s *adorable* (and quite hot): Feeling fucked by the IRS? Get fucked by an accountant instead! – m4mw – 34 (financial district) Fit, kinky, whip-smart tax accountant seeks married couples for a little MFM/MMF fun. Tired of taking it in the ass from the IRS? Relax, and just take it…

No really, check out Dlisted’s Hot Slut of the Day, not sure whether to mark this one NSFW or not… (thanks Sean!)

…that I’m getting hate mail today with the subject line that is the title of this thursday’s column. “Quite frankly, I’ve thought of your publications as dangerous before and this column continues to reinforce that belief. Hopefully someday soon, upstanding citizens will not be subjected to your propaganda in such a blatant way.”

That’s the title of this week’s Chron/SFGate column, snip: From Barbary Coast days to the Beatnik era, the life of the San Francisco sketch artist has always held a romantic, nay, a racy allure. I’ve always imagined that someday I could pry myself away from the blogging and sexing to pick up a more bohemian…

I can’t remember where I found this, but it seems to me this electro-stim mouse would make for an interesting teledildonic experience of some sort (site in Japanese).

Came home to a “nice package” from Tantus! Yeeeaaahhh! These bad boys are hygienic silicone strap-on ready vibrators. This is a beautiful time to be alive, my friends.

In this week’s Chron column, I get up close and personal with human-animal fetishists and their local outings, such as a “foxhunt” at a Nor Cal ranch and a “dog and pony” show here in town. Snip from Whoa, Nelly!: For some people, life is a veritable dog and pony show; for a select few…