Thomas sends me hipsterotica, which is brilliant, snip: “You take off your silk screen Bansky tee and leave it on the vintage arne jacobsen chair. You turn up brooklyn vegans sirius radio set-Cloud Cult is on. We sprawl out on the rug we bought at the Renegade Craft Fair a while back–it was my favorite…

It’s official. I’m now the sex columnist for the San Francisco Chronicle. Not just ‘plucked’ from the blogosphere to freelance for a 141-year-old mainstream media institution; Phil Bronstein hand-selected me to be their frontline sex writer, with a column and everything that comes with it. I just got home from the Chronicle building — today…

Looks like it will be fascinating. Porn teaches our culture a lot of things, that’s for certain — which is why in my new porn book I label nearly all of porn’s standard sex acts “Jackass sex”. Check out this interesting article over at the Guardian, Sex education, where Larry Clark shares his feelings about…

Sick of crappy porn? Me too. If I have to sit through another body-by-Barbie production where the chicks’ boobs look like those Alien face-huggers about to burst out and kill me, going through the same old boring sex positions and jackass sex acts, I’m going to drive the V1 to Silicone Valley and reduce it…

A hot girl sent me this link to GirlFuck, an awesome online comic howto on good, old-fashioned girl-girl fucking. I love “Can girls have sex without men? But without a penis, how is it possible?” How, indeed… Unrelated: I just noticed that my pals at Adult DVD Talk are podcasting porn star interviews. I don’t…

My pal Thomas writes me, > Never having had sex with men, I need to ask something. > Do men having sex really do that thing where they say “Ooooh, yeah” — hissing intake of breath — “Oooh, yeah” — hissing intake of breath — “Ooooh, yeah” — hissing intake of breath….? > Or is…

I’m at home today working on Fleshbot Video Playpen posts, and just hit a mainline of really hot vintage burlesque and stripping videos on douchetube. Embed is after the jump; meanwhile, SRL show tickets are now sold out. Update: one person emails to tell me he got tix through ticketmaster an hour ago (no, the…

At least, that’s what I did in a booty-shakin’ sex/fetish/tech way in Mark Morford’s SFGate/SF Chronicle column today, Ain’t No Cure For Gizmo Lust — Tech fetishism: Either drool and swoon and try to keep up, or throw up your hands and sigh. YAY!

It is my duty to inform you that porn has indeed gone into the final frontier — a reader tells me that The Uranus Experiment #2 (1999) features “the first ejaculation in zero gravity”. Made by European porn company Private, “The scene was filmed by flying an airplane to an altitude of 11,000 feet. The…

Fun things to read: * Wired reviewed my new book The Smart Girl’s Guide to Porn — and loved it! Check out Smart Girls Need Smart Porn. * Ever get with a guy and he has a system crash before *you* even boot up? The lickable Mark Morford wrote a very fun sexified treatment of…