I was reading COOP’s blog this morning and totally dug his hyooge post about America staying classy and Evel Knievel — though I know it was only a thinly veiled excuse for him to post this photo — and it made me think of the last time I saw a video with Knievel; really just…

I’m testing out embedding other media here today: tests of all kinds will continue throughout the afternoon, so things will appear and disappear, though I will endeavor to make them worth your while. Like, if the European video site’s naked bowling video works…. after the jump. Thanks to Evil Sign Post for the silly video…

I want that to be the title of my first children’s book, or a new Extra Action song, or a book with the subhead, ” — the George W Bush Presidency”. It’s from Rectal Foreign Bodies, an old site with real and fake stuff, via Kinkwire Forums. And, wow — what is it with cock…

I cherry-picked a bunch of excellent mashups from M*A*S*H and The Food. Apologies to Bootie LA, who just gave me a copy of their great CD, but I think The Food’s What I Diggity Say (Ray Charles vs. Blackstreet) has got to be one of the best mashups I’ve ever heard and certainly the most…

Bettie Page is having yet another revival — though now, a totally Hollywood one — with the April release of The Notorious Bettie Page (Flash site, LAME!). I am glad that at least she’s being played by Gretchen Mol and not Liv Tyler, even though I can think of like ten non-famous, non-Hollywood burlesque dancers…

On last night’s Colbert Report, TV’s Stephen Colbert did a short, hilarious segment on mysterious sperm donor 401, whose sperm was apparently in extremely high demand before the donor stopped jacking off for extra cash. If you read the nonfiction essay “Spem Bank Teller” in my book Best Sex Writing 2005, or listened to the…

Many of you know I’ve been keeping an eye on the censorship fobiles of Boing Boing’s coverage of Secure Computing, as I explained in my “Websluts, Powered by Google” post, the language and interpretation of online censorware is determined by the people who create and run the wares. But what I didn’t anticipate is that…

I’ve been a porn reviewer for 8 years now, and I know a lot of other porn reviewers. Some are meanspirited idiots who hate their jobs and it shows in their writing; the rest are really smart, funny, extremely snarky people who completetly freak out and shoot beer out their nerdy noses when they (we)…

Last week I had fun running Fleshbot while Jonno was in NY trying to convince everyone he has bad sex. One of the things I got to poke a little fun at was the online game being used to promote the Hollywood movie Running Scared. I got all cutesy when I pointed out that the…

* I won’t shoot you in the face like cheney -m4w-35 * Flowers from the wrong guy * Paramedic that saved my life Thursday night – w4m (downtown/civic/van ness) * MALE BOOTY FOR VALENTINES DAY!!! (north beach/telegraph hill) Update: Just got in from the gym after running into my friend Chriso and meeting his friend…