I’m still catching up. Last Sunday I had the sheer pleasure of speaking at San Francisco Sex Information, the local (though national) sex hotline. They are one of the most needed and fantastic resources in the world — you can call or email them with literally *any* question about sex imaginable, and they have a…

Okay, so Tony Comstock and his wife are sending me their Sybian to "borrow" for a while. Wow! I’ll have to get my own attachments, of course, and I won’t be able to conjoin it with any SRL machines because it’s not mine, but… wow! I get to try a Sybian! Thanks, Tony! But I…

Well, it seems that if something is worth doing, it’s worth banning. SRL is banned in many places — we got kicked out of Japan, were banned and escorted out of Austin, Texas by officers of the law, and are banned from performing in San Francisco, our own hometown. To make my fellatio book’s "forbidden"…

About a month ago I read a cute little "road test" essay by Freddy (over at one of my favorite sites Freddy and Eddy) where he gets his hands on some Viagra and tries it out — wearing out cutie-pie Eddy in the process. I got turned on just reading it, wondering why it must…

A few days ago, an email arrived on my doorstep as SRL crew, from an SRL fan and robotics society magistrate. Asking for help wrangling the Robot Olympics, he wasn’t specific with details as to what he might want me to do, and while I tire painfully of people endlessly asking if SRL is like…

Late night tonight at the computer, working on a book, what a surprise… Am I a compulsive writer? I mean, I stop to drink water and watch porn, pet my fat fluffy whiny cat, check email, etc. I worked at the Good Vibes store (aka Akbar and Jeff’s Dildo Hut) slingin’ dildos all day and…

As it turns out, not everyone is happy with the image of Jesus getting a blowjob, as I suggested in my most recent post. Sharp-witted blogger Bacchus at Erosblog posted my rant, and if you take a look at the comments, it has sparked the ire of several Christians who feel I have gone too…

I have no problem admitting to having sexual fantasies about RealDolls — you know, those freakily realistic sex dolls made of silicone on a metal skeleton, custom-made from templates of eye color, pussy hair styles… etc., etc. They’re strange and otherworldly, and yet, growing up reading Omni magazine and all the sci-fi and horror books…

First, it’s bad, it’s hilarious, it’s the Rotten Dead Pool. Next, I got an email today that is very typical of the type of letters I get (see, they’re not all marriage proposals from oversized Elvis impersonators). I get piles of well-written and articulate letters from oodles of couples (and singles) who are just regular…

I visited a professional acquaintance at his job the other day, actually I was invited to watch a taping of a locally filmed TV show, and when we had time to chat he told me he’s going to the Adult Video News awards and convention in Las Vegas next week. He seemed excited to "find…