A while back, Libido Films sent me a screener copy of their film Trial Run for review, and a possible DVD-cover quote. Trial Run sounds fun in theory and possible practice — in it, a woman places a personal ad, combs through to find a guy that might be fun, and then her sexy redhead…
Category: Eye Candy
All night porn diner: Debbie Loves Dallas review
It’s been a long time since I’ve full-on reviewed a porn film, but I’ve watched Eon McKai‘s Debbie Loves Dallas more than once now — alone, and with Hacker Boy — and I’m still thinking about the snark, laughing about the fucking relevant and hilarious jokes, and kinda way too turned on by Dana DeArmond.…
Pretty girl Friday
Only gallery I like from the Hegre email this week: Alya in white panties (above). I’m realizing that people in clothing (even if juts a little bit) is way hotter than fully nude — unless I get to take their clothes off, of course. The other hot pretty girl, specialized fetish find of my week:…
Pretty girl Friday
Still getting those affiliate emails every week, but today I finally got a couple galleries worth sharing. Free porn, as American as apple pie… Enjoy! Above: Katya in the solarium, skinny Evi on a nice blue sofa, very lovely shots of pretty model Linda L in the Indian Ocean, and Richard Kern has a nice…
Thomas takes off the (rubber) gloves
I have a lot of issues with porn reviewers. Why? Because most of them lie. They lie like dogs, like a rug on Burt Reynolds, like the lyingist liars that ever tried to come up with another word for “female performer” and thought that “cumslut” was appealing (or even a word). They lie to keep…
Speaking of fetishes, oh, CFNM how I adore you…
Image via this free gallery. I recently discovered a nice nest of CFNM blogs (clothed female, naked male) via my Australian, female pro-porn pal Ms. Naughty’s superlative CFNM resource guide. They’re all connected somehow, and link to affiliate paysites, but the pics and video samples are all free and a whole hell of a lot…
My only question is…
… Did she leave boob prints on the piano? Free gallery here; the rest of the galleries they sent me are quite boring and full of girls that are creepy-skinny. Hegre used to be so much more exciting; I miss the early days of Luba. Well, I guess there’s always the old Attu Likes Luba…
OMG teh lolpr0ns!!!!!!
Dash just sent me one of his — perhaps our — finest moments on Our Lady Fleshbot: LOLpr0n!!!!! Make more and send them to Dash (and cc me!). In UR post: You Can Has Lolpr0n! One of our favorite things to do after a long day of slogging in the porn mines is to spend…
Nekkid happy girls in my inbox
I’m still on a couple of good artporn lists, but it’s been a while since anything has landed in my inbox worth sharing — and especially with the case of Hegre, last time I posted a few galleries I liked, I heard back from you that the models were TOO skinny, and I agreed. But…
After midnight, happy Friday
My column, this week, such a pleasure: Margaret Cho’s New Role, snip: Margaret Cho is not a big woman. But when I walk into the Rincon Center room where she’s being attended to by nearly a dozen Good Vibrations (goodvibes.com) staff, it’s clear that she’s the girl in the room with a huge set of…