From Models.com, because it looks cool. Shot by Nick Knight for I-D Magazine. I’ll be that would be tough to take a bathroom break in.

Agent Provocateur had me re-upping my fangirl card with their recent retro-sexy video campaign to promote the Autumn/Winter 2010 collection, “Private Tapes.” Released and announced this morning, “Betty Sue” however, may be the best AP has created yet — and I wish it was an embeddable video so I could help it go viral. In…

I think 2007 is about the time I stopped hating on Dita and started to enjoy her lifestyle; I just always found the burlesque gimmickry a bit obvious for my personal taste. This photo shoot is when she did Blender Magazine (Mariah Kina) in January 2007, and I think this is when I started to…

Agent Provocateur stands out in my world as the lingerie company that occasionally has the most erotic marketing (especially online) of any company in the world, and as the outlet for my personal frustrations as an erudite shopper who isn’t made of 100% pure money. I’ve been disappointed by their last few campaigns, but their…

I’ve been thinking about what my next bike might be for a while; I keep coming back to Ducati. Beyond my reach right now, but still. So in email conversation, to make matters worse, a friend sends me the website for photographer Elizabeth Raab. Achingly stylish, totally beautiful; there are a few more sexy moto…

The music isn’t my favorite but after seeing Armand Van Helden’s video for Hear My Name on The Sex Carnival, I’m a fan regardless. Taking tea in a luxe mansion and doling out spankings all day long does not look like such a bad pastime… I also have no problems whatsoever with their video for…

Today in Paris Dita Von Teese got tight-laced and took to the runway for Jean Paul Gaultier’s Fall/Winter 2011 collection for the highlight of Paris Fashion Week. Teese stripped down to an eye-popping rhinestone-encrusted exoskeleton that cinched to a micro-waisted corset. Amazing. The whole gallery of Getty Images from today’s spectacle are here. (zimbio.com)

The Fashion Time has the preview (November in certain stores) and a couple more images; meanwhile I want this outfit so bad I can feel actual pain. It will never happen, but wow — talk about something to aspire to.

My friend KumiMonster is doing a hyooge European tour right now; international bondage model, performance artist and official Fetish Muse, she spends most of her time modeling in places all over the world (and watching MotoGP races and eating BBQ). Yes, it sounds rough. She is one of the craziest, funnest, and funniest friends I…

Inspiring. This is Daisy Lowe filmed while shot for UK Esquire‘s July 2010 issue by the talented Greg Williams. Music is by Maximum Balloon, and video tip is via Moneda. If you liked this, I highly recommend spending some time looking at the rest of the utter deliciousness in the rest of Greg’s Vimeo channel.