Again, skip these posts if they’re not for you. Today is the premiere day of Lady Gaga’s new video Alejandro, and it’s above. One of my least favorite songs of hers, made into a very tasty video. Things to watch for, among others: sublime rubber fetish couture, bend-over-boyfriend scenes, gun bra. And lots of yummy…

Oh my goodness gracious. I would very much like to have a girlfriend again now after watching this video. If you tire of my eroto-pop fascinations, do skip this post. But if you’d like to see a video that could be described as Rihanna meets Andrew Blake, enjoy. I would like to live in this…

This should make up for the Christina Aguilera disappointment we suffered recently, having been promised a squeak of fetishy perspicacity but instead getting a steaming hot delivery of Old Madonna. And no one wants that. No, Beyonce has my number in this one, at least: it’s a sexyhot nonpareil sendup of Bettie Page with retro…

I know that they’re just barely “plus size” by everyday definitions, but nevermind the dress sizes: these women are pure sexy. The June issue of Marie Claire France has some really erotic pics of 12+ UK models Laura Catteral and Hayley Morley and their beautiful breasts, and I don’t think you’ll want to miss them.…

I’m strangely disappointed by this. I mean, I love eroto-pop moments. And the Swarovski ball gag = WANT. But I think I expected more. There are no layers. Nothing happens in it. Some of it is hot, but it’s all a bit obvious. It’s like someone thought they should put all this stuff together but…

Above is a commercial made by Lane Bryant to air during the show “Dancing With the Stars” also known domestically as “Desperate Trainwrecks.” FOX and ABC refused to show the commercial during “Dancing with the Stars” without restricting the commercial’s airtime to the final moments of the show. FOX demanded an unusually high amount of…

What a great game. Although I think the custom pasties made and modeled by French hottie Lady Tornade should be on opposite nipples. There’s always one aggressive breast — ladies, am I right? (via Yuhmm)

Maybe you are tired of my Lady Gaga fangirling, with all the weird sexual fetishes and alien fashion. That’s okay; maybe you also like me and/or this blog for other things and will happily skip this post. Otherwise, I just watched her new video with Beyonce for “Telephone” and it is absolutely so not a…

Sometimes I find myself trolling for porn on fashion blogs more often than places that intentionally feature pornography. I know that for some, there is no difference. We in the pursuit of well dressed but half naked models salute you. Click on images to see the full spreads. The one linked to below is actually…

The submissions are all in for American Apparel’s “best bottom” contest; when it was announced in January, reactions ranged from outrage and cries of “sexism!” to pervy excitement and posterior posturing of all kinds. I’m enjoying the range of butts that made the top categories and happy to see that the #1 butt is one…