Tomorrow I’m meeting with Hollywood executives about something. It’s so sekrit even I don’t know. I am absolutely sure that this is exactly what will happen:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0ASaYAA7oo[/youtube]
If you feel like eating more Blue food, aka, product Violet, check out the ad for myself (aka “demo reel”) I was forced in a Thai sweatshop to make, which is apparently some sort of antiquated system of delivering information about one’s presence on video which should according to standards (I am told) must be put on analog-ish disks for distribution. Like, hello, I have a URL already.
Hollywood? Be leary, be skeptical, bring a lawyer! I used to work in Hollywood (yes, in the entertainment industry) in a former life before I bugged out of L.A. Watch out and have your lawyer look over EVERYTHING with a fine tooth comb. They may try and take something beautiful (you) and twist it around to something perverse (and not if a good kinky way) and unrealistic or glamourized (in that bad fake boob sort of way). Remember the Tyra Banks Show? Make sure you get final say in everything or you get the right to sue them into chapter 13. Watch yourself. Be careful and come back from Lala land with your soul intact. Bon chance!