Maids are supposed to clean things, but as we’ve all learned on the internet, even if they clean stuff up they often make us feel all kinds of dirty on the inside. This Fall, Geisha Tokyo Entertainment plans to capitalize on all of that with the nifty little virtual sex companion Cyber Figure Alice (called “Dennoh Figure ARis”, an “Cyber-Maid Augmented Reality device”). Before getting too excited, know that it will only run on Windows XP, but looks like it’ll be a fun little user-run peepshow-on-a-desk, using augmented reality technology. Asiajin explains, “The package will come with two cyber-cubes and two cyber-sticks. You set up your webcam, then by putting the cyber-cube on your desk, a cyber-maid will be displayed on top of the cube on your PC screen. By maneuvering cyber-stick around the cube, you can peep, touch and let her change cloth [sic] virtually.” Contrary to Geisha Tokyo’s sales stills, she will only be visible on your monitor, but according to Gizmodo, Alice “will come with all manner up alternate reality upskirts, strip teases and “augmented” promiscuity.” Now if I could just get one of these and have her clean my desktop when I’m not groping her — I mean, making it worth her while — it would be the best of many worlds in one. (thanks Praemedia, also seen @ CrunchGear).
(violet as admin) — and *definitely* not to be confused with the omigawdIamembarrassedfortheinternets: http://www.virtualfem.com/
This seems like an incredibly convoluted means of essentially playing Virtual Valerie…