Much has been written (or at least alluded to) about how to *actually* fuck like a porn star. My column Sex for money, not love: Violet Blue asks rising adult superstar Lorelei Lee about the differences between sex work and sex not-for-work covered it; last week Frisky’s ran the odd article “Five Tips For Screwing Like A Porn Star”. It is sex-positive, but… erm, interesting. Hats off to Lux for taking the fluffiness, adding a teensy bit of good-natured snark, and some hardcore porn to make it a very entertaining point-by-point endeavor, indeed. I think it’s the best FB post of the week. Snip:
5. Take Care Of #1—Yourself Everything from your nails to your orgasm is your responsibility. If he can’t handle the job, you should finish it off.
Perhaps they meant “Take Care Of #1—The Viewers At Home.” Because when you’re having sex like a porn star, that’s the main thing that matters. (read: Complaints: How To Really Have Sex Like A Porn Star)