Image of Evie Delatosso from this gallery; .wmv video from the same shoot is here.
And when I say cheesy, I really mean it. This time of year is when I get to ogle all the bad babes-and-blood galleries, zombie porno videos and awesomely bad lesbian vampire action I can. And so I do. Because it’s really not that different than the other times of the year (for me, anyway). Now, sharpen your fangs, lube up the hinges on your coffin, practice that hot zombie-sex moan, and say cheese!
Image of Kendra James and Mina Meow from this gallery.
More after the jump.
Image of Isabella Camille from this gallery that’s just begging for some LOLpr0n capshuns.
Image of Jade Starr from this gallery (bitch stole my wig!)
The lesbo-porn fingernails are the scariest part. Image from this gallery.
Image of Jade Starr having a much better Satanic hair day with an inexplicably inverted cross, from this gallery.
Oh nyooo! This brings up my debate on what to be (I still haven’t decided)- a mermaid (a second-time-used costume) Kaylee from Firefly (a jumsuit + a funky t-shirt) or… well, this pushes me to buy a pair of cheap fangs + pull my corset out of my closet. Maybe all three?
Satanism, supposedly uses upended crosses. Plus there’s the whole phallic symbolism of it, a long smooth hard shaft reaching up into the sky, ready to deflower anyone lucky/unlucky to descend upon it.
St. Peter was also, supposedly, crucified on an upturned cross. So there’s a whole other ‘beloved of jesus’ homo/autoerotic masochist angle to it.
Xianity is the religion that just keeps on giving in the S&M kink field.
Do me a favour and watch Ed wood’s Orgy of the dead, if you haven’t already. It’s part of the, so bad it’s good category.