Self-portrait two nights ago with some post production by Aphro (aka ASTROblaque).
It’s a very lighthearted and fun, T&A soaked gift list called Valentine’s Day Tips from The World’s Sexiest Women. I knew I would be featured in the piece, but it’s so very strange to see myself in a lineup with Playmates of The Year, Suicide Girls, Jesse Jane, Penthouse Pets… um, and me? It’s for AOL’s men’s lifestyle magazine, Asylum, and it’s actually pretty cool. Some weird stuff (like the Boyfriend Pillow), fun toys, and my top picks (hint: my picks are all from JimmyJane, just because I want, like, everything they make).
Violet is by far the hottest chick on there, and has the best recommendation for a gift. The rest of it felt like a long ad with pretty chicks sprinkled in. The Valentine holiday is pretty one-sided with 80% of it dedicated to women. As men, we really get the short end of the stick (no pun).
I’m completely stunned and befuddled by your eyes… It’s rather unfair to see your face in a photo and not in real life. Can I come visit you?