Because sex shops are always in the *sexiest* parts of town

What I get when I try to find sex in San Francisco.

It only makes sense that strip clubs and sex shops are going to be in the sexiest parts of any town, right? If not, then they probably really sex up wherever they are — right? Right. The outskirts of any town — or the Tenderloin — whatta turn on. Actually, it depends. According to Where are your Sex Shops? by Cockeyed (thanks, Scott!) sex shops are in areas desperate for sexing up. Perhaps that is how the wise people who run sex shops choose to put their Adult Emporiums; community enhancement, like a public service. I wish — but anyway, the cool thing Cockeyed did was create a user-generated form where you can add your city and state’s sexiest districts (according to placement of sex shops) to their list. Airports and truck stops are hottttt. I think the Fargo, North Dakota entry is the clear winner so far.