Image from Condometric, which is an experience all in itself — thanks, metric.org!
I am in a strange and giddy, oversexed mood this week and you are just going to have to put up with it. I did 18 hours of sex ed this weekend, lost my voice, got it back, and feel like causing trouble. I’m currently pornblogging in a Starbucks in Palo Alto and procrastinating my column. (Don’t ask. But I will tell you wearing an ultra short skirt in PA IKEA and realizing all the showroom price tags are near the floor is well worth the trip).
Also: gothcupcakes. (Thanks, Rachel!) More: NOPA Confidential – my interview with linecook415. Plus: in hindsight I can now see that breaking up with my ex was just like quitting smoking. I have more energy, more money, and my hair smells better.
Bonus: sperm plushie. Is their warehouse, like, a set for the *cutest* bukkake scene ever?
That sperm is by Shane Geil of Purple Flavor ( http://www.purpleflavor.com/products.html ) Shane is also the proud designer of “Hello Maggot”. He’s a nice guy. You’d like him.
linecook415: “As a chef all your meat usually comes to you in neat vacuum sealed bags. I felt like it was an important thing for me to see and understand, so I went.”
Outstanding.
And people ask me why I hunt.
One of my best friends is a chef and his tales make Bourdain’s book look like a veritable kiddie movie. I think Bourdain is an excellent writer and that book, Kitchen Confidential, is a great insight into the biz so to speak. BTW That bacon pizza looks delicious beyond belief. As trite as it sounds, yummy is the perfect word to describe those slices of pizza.
About the breaking up with ex-part……..it’s is ultimately wise to look at the bright side in these sort of situations. The analogy to quitting smoking is quite apt.I especially empathize with the part about more money and this is coming from a straight male who watches Sportscenter! It’s funny how much people have in common even though they belong to different sexes etc so on. And no I don’t drink beer or even cheat….amazing ,unh?
Regarding the sperm plushie, I’d never would have thought that bukakke could be considered as anything remotely cute. I wonder what demographic the sperm plushie is exactly for? Come to think of it, perish the thought……