Image from this Ultimate Surrender video + image gallery.
Fucking sex garbage marketers, always hitting up us well trafficked sex blogs with crap products like we’re stupid bumpkins. Gah! This morning’s LULZ brought to us by Bacchus, snip:
Dear Sadie:
I am sorry to inform you that I would make a poor test subject for your Oriental Tightening Powder, as I am a dude. Accordingly, I either do not have a vaginal wall or, if I do, it is already so tight that I cannot readily find it when exploring with my fingers. (Trust me, I checked.)
I do have a girlfriend, but her vagina does not require any rejuvenating, thankyouverymuch. I’m also somewhat concerned that she’d kick my ass if I offered her a vaginal rejuvenating product. I suspect she’d kick my ass a second time (with added emphasis) when she discovered I was offering her a mystery capsule I got for free off the internets. Then, when she discovers that the plan is for her to dissolve this mystery capsule in warm water and douche with it, I can only imagine that she’d offer to kick my ass one more weary time. (…read more, erosblog.com)
