The best response to the Purity Ring iPhone app has been on my Facebook page: “If I install that, does it mean I’m pledging not to fuck my iPhone? Because, honestly, I don’t think I can make that pledge.”
However, I think we need a very explicit chaser, and that comes in the form of escort, exhibitionist, blogger and self-made, Internet and video sex star Tatum Reed (aka Popwhore). She’s busy on Twitter, I wish she’d update her blog more often because she journals about her travels making explicit videos and having erotic adventures all over the world. One of my favorite videos of Reed is this one, from her trip to London where she had a threesome with a cute girl and a really hot London boy (it was nominated for the uk adult film and television awards).
So, where’s the POPWHORE iPhone app to balance the morality out? Well, in the meantime you can find many free explicit sample trailers in .wmv and Quicktime on this trailer page archive, which took a bit of clicking around for me to find. She digs lots of group action and has some hugely hung friends. I think it’s good to know what you like.
Or, you can just book her from her escort site. Now that’s pretty straightforward. I was most intrigued by her rates:
2 hour Introduction -$1500.00
Three Hour Tryst – $2000.00
Four Hour Dinner Date- $2500.00
Five Hour Adventure – $2800.00
Overnight Bliss – $4000.00
Priority Overnight Bliss (I will be there tomorrow night in any North American city) – $5000.00
2 day Getaway – $8000.00
I think I could afford an app. Just sayin’.
