Image via Blue Blood’s Gothic Sluts.
I’ll admit that I read the email a little too fast and though, hey, I can look sexy carving a pumpkin. But no, Babeland’s “Sexy Jack-O-Lantern Contest” is to win gift bags worth $100, $50 and $25 (online or in person) worth of free sex toys is about carving a sexy pumpkin. Or rather, carving a pumpkin into representing a sexy image. Convoluted syntax enough?
The only catch is that you have to carve something sexy and include a sex toy that Babeland carries. Not really so difficult: with a toothpick or two, you could even get creative and use discarded pumpkin slices to add bits that protrude off the pumpkin in strap-on like ways, or other similarly scandalous sex toy representations. The contest goes from now until the 30th. I’m looking forward to seeing the results. Halloween is like, basically, my Christmas.