For once, I bow to the nice men at Details and let them say it all. I am too busy protectively covering my own Pink Button to be able to react right now in any way other than snarling and slashing at anyone who attempts to approach Button with a “Ginger-licious!” dye applicator. Snip from Calling Bullshit on Dyed Lady Parts:
It’s a scenario every man dreads: You meet a nice girl at a bar. You share drinks, biographies and head-tilt gazes. Confident that your respective inhibitions are sufficiently muted, you both decamp for your place. Once there you waste no time undressing her while kissing her neck . . . her chest . . . her sto—AND THEN YOU NOTICE HER LABIA ARE A STRANGE COLOR. Mood ruined, you sit on the end of the bed and wait for her to take the hint and leave, horrifically hued genitals in tow.
This has happened to
countlessno men ever, but just in case 2010 is the year the tide turns, My New Pink Button has women covered. Created by a Paramedical Esthetician—which, even if it’s a real job, is a made-up job—the product is a “Genital Cosmetic Colorant” that “restores the ‘Pink’ back to a Woman’s Genitals.” In short, it’s a dye for women who want to change the appearance of their vagina. The prophecy of Jennifer Love-Hewitt has come true.On the site there are two menus: “Health & Personal Care” and “Beauty.” They contain the same four items: genital cosmetic colorants named Marilyn, Bettie, Ginger and Audry [sic]—all iconic actresses who, if they were still alive, would leap at the opportunity to lend their names to a labial dye.
Inside the item listings are persuasive descriptions such as:
Audry: “For the woman that loves to be daring, we bring you ‘Audrey’! This is the deepest, darkest color that we offer to give you a bold burgundy pink color.” (For all the fair ladies, with their fair vaginas.) (…read more, )
Do you think it could double as blush?? I love the design of the package so much…
“Our Products are Never Tested on Animals, but it will bring out the Animal in You!” Who knew that being Ginger-licious would turn me into a sex kitten?
In all seriousness, the reviews on Amazon are hilarious.
“So, a female esthetician (read: not a doctor) noticed her lady-bits were fading, and invented vagina dye.”
Really – no seriously?!?!!
While single, I loved all the shapes, colors, sizes, tastes of every pussy I ever had the chance to enjoy! That’s part of the fun – variety – not a replica of some porn star pussy.
Really?
Unless they’re green or something, I don’t really care what colour her labia are. And if they’re green, there’s likely some kind of smell to warn me away…
You made me spew my coffee at your edit:
“This has happened to countless no men ever”
Miss VB, I adore you!
XXX,
AT
Such pretty packaging… shame that the product is hideous!
This is something else! I might just have to check it out for the sheer entertainment value.
Furthermore, Redme, I would like to know: if one is licking said lady bits with dye on them, will the dye just wash off? I think I’d be a little panicked if my tongue started turning red and her bits started turning white…
How does this encourage oral sex onto the lady bits?
Every alleged enhancement should pass that test.
You know, I’d never really pondered on the significance of you name until this moment!
Guy, tickled pink