I like to imagine that somewhere in the Pacific a nefarious mastermind, resembling Scarlett Johansson in her Iron Man 2 catsuit, is in a secret lab staffed with fembots engineering all the latest in new sex toys. What better way to conquer the world? And who needs a better reason to join the forces of darkness? I’m 100% sure my fantasies are WAY off, but a new crop of unusual yet brilliant sex toys is definitely inspiring some fantasies.
* I think that most every guy who has bought a sex toy for himself has either picked up a Fleshlight or an Aneros — but the Tenga Egg masturbator has certainly become the new most popular boy toy. The newest version (it makes me wish I could body-swap for a few minutes) is the Tenga Double Hole Cup. Babeland describes it thus, “This pre-lubricated wonder contains two pleasure options — the “bitter” end is narrow and lined with tiny nubs for a tighter sensation, while the “sweet” end, with its wider canal and larger nubs, provides wonderful resistance when pulling out and pushing in.”
* But it gets more interesting with the Tenga Sleeve Warmer. I would try it if I could.
* Here’s the kit I want: the Vibrator Upgrade Kit. What a great idea: this way, a girl can turn *any* dildo or favorite vibrator into a toy that penetrates while providing clitoral stimulation! YES! It’s all elastomer, which is non-toxic. Brilliant. Seen modeled on a classic smoothie vibe, one of the all-time bestselling classics.
* This one is odd but kind of intriguing. It’s a silicone finger extension — it slips onto two fingers to give you two really big fingers. Almost like getting a lesbian handjob from Minnie Mouse, I presume. Very intriguing. Almost diabolical.
I don’t know if I can get behind something that’s disposable (even if it can be used a few times) when there are so many fully reusable alternatives around. It just seems wasteful.
we sell the hell out of those tenga eggs. no complaints, lots of repeat buyers. they can be re-used up to 3 or 4 times with proper care as well.