Wednesday Nibbles: BDSM Porn Crimes, Stephen Colbert’s DIY Colonoscopy, Lap Dancers in Business Ethics Class, GGW Porn Name Lawsuit, Penis Museum’s New Dick

• I watched it twice, just to see Colbert LOL trying to explain a DIY colonoscopy – it’s hilarious! No, Fox News, you can’t get a pap smear at Walgreens. Also, it shows how flagrant the lies were by elected officials about reproductive healthcare institution Planned Parenthood: Watch Stephen Colbert’s Defense of Planned Parenthood (gawker.com)

• Hot new dick makes museum very happy: the Penis Museum got a new specimen it had been waiting for, and is set to start the penis-pickling process so they can put it on display: Penis Museum Scores Cool New Penis (The Hairpin, via dlisted)

• The LA county library has had a request to filter its public internet access, though there have been no incidents: they are exploring the First Amendement aspects and will decide this week. Meanwhile the same thing is happening in Florida – also without an incident: LA committee to consider porn in libraries and Parents: Use Internet porn filters (abclocal.go.com, StAugustine.com, via American Library Association)

• Philadelphia professor is on hot water after hiring lap dancers to teach business ethics. “Throughout the lecture, the women gave lap dances to Rappaport and willing students – who had each paid $150 to attend the class on “the application of Platonic and Hegelian ethics to business”La Salle suspends professor who hired dancers (Philadelphia Inquirer)

• Back to Florida – allegedly a low-rent BDSM company has been hiring homeless men to be beaten (badly and brutally) by dominatrixes for 12 minutes of internet film time – and now a lawsuit is being brought against SheFights.net (J.P. Florida Productions): St. Petersburg homeless men say they’re enduring beatings for bucks in fetish fight videos (St. Petersburg Times)

• The title of this blog post is a hallmark of our times: Heresy Corner: Feminists and Evangelicals compete to rescue fallen women (heresycorner.blogspot.com, via iamcuriousblue)

• Speaking of Congress – holy amazing, Republican Alan Simpson called out Santorum for being a flaming homophobe. “Now if they’re going to get off on that stuff—Santorum has said some cruel things—cruel, cruel things—about homosexuals. (…) But, I’m not sticking with people who are homophobic, anti-women, moral values—while you’re diddling your secretary while you’re giving a speech on moral values? Come on, get off of it.” Alan Simpson On GOP: ‘We Have Homophobes In Our Party’ (thinkprogress.org)

• I didn’t know Ashley Dupre used a fake ID to appear in Joe Francis’ shenanigans, or that GGW was sued by the woman impersonated by her to make porn: “Girls Gone Wild” Defamation Suit Nets $3 Million (Virginia Business Litigation Lawyer Blog, via Viviane)

• It’s the most appropriate headline (the videos suck like any video that’s trying to be viral), and the article doesn’t even mention how anti-porn extremist the partner anti-trafficking organizaiton is: Ashton and Demi’s anti-sex trafficking campaign is dumb (digitallife.today.com)

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