If Blendtec Made Male Masturbation Devices

My goal here is to proceed with care around judgment and sexuality, and to handle cultural sexual differences with grace and an open mind. And occasionally humor. Enter: the Dick Blender. Okay, maybe you won’t want to enter anything I’ve named Dick Blender, but I can’t help but think about Will It Blend when I watch the video for the R-1 A10 Cyclone. It’s not new, but it is new to me and that is enough to keep me up at night using Google Translate to read sex toy descriptions in other languages:

R-rotary electric Onahoru first products for men and 1 “A10 Cyclone” is a reality the dream of bibliographies products lead us to the finish in the men let go. Cover to envelop the penis is soft rubber, it is born by rotating stimulus “rub” so that for a base, you can get a kick deep blow job delight and mucous membranes, such as production. Development policy is “pleasant, one-button tool that can ejaculate” A10 was carried out based on the cyclone is still competitive with the big penis strong rotation, the seven-step speed control and a wide range of ultra-fast ~ slow to satisfy any dick possible.

(…) In order to fully experience the characteristic stimulation of A10 rub the cyclone, wall thickness was increased to reduce the diameter. M-L size better than the standard size of a penis. Saikuronrashi from the A10 to taste, not to interfere with the rotation holds the space, such as feeling drunk licked.

Why don’t they make toys for girls to feel drunk licked? This is so unfair.