Last year when my friend Veronica expressed her disappointment that “Cyber Monday” was not, in fact, about cybersex, I was inspired to begin this annual post: Cyber(Sex) Monday.
If you’re looking for a Cyber Monday post for tech and gadget fetishists (without the sex but including Kindle Fire cases, nerdy cat toys and more) check out my *other* new post Offbeat Holiday Gifts for Geeks.
Below you’ll find hot toys for gifting this year, and a few items that I think are truly excellent standards. I’ve provided shopping options in the below links, but if you decide to shop at Babeland I just got their Cyber Monday email saying you can take 20% off your Babeland order with code CYBER20 – today through Wednesday, Nov. 30. I personally endorse the sellers I link to. Shopping in the UK? I highly recommend Lovehoney UK.
- Coco de Mer – ‘Naughty’ Gift Kit (£140.00)
It contains a Lelo Mia Vibrator, Coco de Mer adjustable cock ring, Coco de Mer black bondage tape, Coco de Mer silk blindfold, Lelo feather teaser, Lelo leather flogger and a bottle of Coco de Mer’s Gentleman’s Relish.
Coco de Mer
- Jimmyjane Little Afterglow Sampler Set ($50)
A personal favorite: six Afterglow massage candles are scented with Dark Vanilla, Bourbon, Pink Lotus, Gingersnap, Cucumber Water, and Grapefruit and offer a variety of sensual massage options.
Babeland : Jimmyjane
- Sex and Romance Kit ($150)
Contains Babeland Massage Candle, crotchless Peepshow Princess Panty, Babeland Satin Bondage Kit, curved Bcurious vibrator, Laid P.3 Cock Ring, and Babeland Edible Body Chocolate.
Babeland
- Kinklab Pink Bound Leather Kit ($89.95)
It contains 2 buckling nylon and pink leather cuffs, 1 pink contour padded leather blindfold with an elastic band, and a leather heart shaped paddle with an easy hang loop.
Stockroom
- Jimmyjane’s Pleasure Sets (main post image; $7-up)
They have so many exciting and arousing – and clever – sex and seduction kits, I couldn’t pick just one. See for yourself!
Jimmyjane Pleasure Sets
- Bunny Tail Anal Plug ($55)
This fuzzy puff is securely attached by hand to a black rubber anal plug.
Stockroom
- Agent Provocateur’s The Game ($21.95)
Strip Poker with a sophisticated adult twist.
Agent Provocateur
- Lelo Sensua Suede Whip ($44)
Soft suede tails go from light-as-a-feather to sternly thuddy with a flick of the wrist, making this compact flogger a great choice for couples looking to ease into kinky/BDSM play.
Babeland : Lelo
Hot Toys
- Lelo Tiani ($159)
Tiani’s smooth, U-shaped form slides easily into place, hugging the clit and G-spot in a cuff of remote-controlled vibrating pleasure; the bonus here is a new technology known as SenseMotion where you can change Tiani’s vibration pattern and strength with a mere flick or tilt of your wrist. (Also has a smart manual mode, with a remote control range of up to 39 feet.)
Amazon : Babeland : Lelo : Lovehoney UK
- For men: The Japanese Tenga Egg and Tenga Flip ($5.50-$64.50)
The Tenga Egg is the most popular men’s masturbation toy in the world right now; the Tenga Flip is its Cadiallac version (see my post about it here).
Amazon : Babeland : Lovehoney UK
- Liquid Silk ($13.45)
The best lube on the planet. Water-based, no flavors or sugars.
Amazon : Babeland : Lovehoney UK
- Candy Cane ($34.99)
Made of waterproof, hypoallergenic, odor and phthalate-free Pyrex Glass that wonderfully retains and transmits heat and cold, this firm, hefty stick can conjure delight every day of the year.
Stockroom
- Fairy Mini Wand ($69.95)
One of the best toys, ever. This adjustable speed, petite and light wand is a mini Hitachi, and gets extremely powerful.
Amazon : MyPleasure
- Ophoria Silicone Finger Vibe ($16.99)
Another personal recommendation: extremely quiet vibrating finger massager made of 100% pure silicone. It’s smooth and flexible for incredible pleasure.
Amazon : Ophoria : Stockroom
- Ophoria Silicone Anal Beads (A-Chain) ($19.99)
Body-safe, sterilizable silicone; six oval beads of progressively larger, soft but firm pleasure. Experiment with varying depths of insertion and speeds of removal.
Amazon : Ophoria : Stockroom
Also recommended: body-safe silicone dildos and plugs from Tantus, and Babes-N-Horny. Someday I want a beautiful Jaguar Harness.
A Little (A Lot!) Outrageous
- The Monkey Rocker ($765.00)
Amazing non-electric, custom color sex machine with changeable dildo, thrusting controlled
entirely by the user.
Monkey Rocker
- Leda Silver Plated Dildo (£920.00)
‘Leda’ is hollow cast brass to give the best cast surface while offering weight and density; plated in sterling silver (approximately 15 microns) and polished to a high sheen finish.
Coco de Mer
- Lelo Earl ($590-990)
This non-vibrating gentleman’s pleasure object is available in silver or 18K gold plate and is designed to provide targeted prostate massage.
Babeland : Lelo
- Festoon ($1,310.00)
Beaded drops that hang in a curve from the sides of the necklace; transforms into a head piece and mouth gag. Smooth polished smokey quartz with 14 kt gold and sterling silver. (I want a set of Variance’s Stockings so bad it hurts.)
Variance
- Liberator Wedge/Ramp Combo | Black Label ($270)
This set includes the Wedge (tuck it under the hips to tilt the pelvis for deeper penetration or better oral sex access), the larger Ramp (pair it with the Wedge for countless possible positions), and a leopard mask and cuffs (that clip on to the Wedge or Ramp) to spice things up.
Babeland : Liberator
Main post photo by Ellen Von Unwerth.
I’m a little behind on my blogs so I just caught this. Thanks for the mention!
Thanks Violet!
This list made my thanksgiving with the in-laws bearable and black Friday awesome.